I spent several hours trying to draft the perfect post to describe my date last night, but gave up after several failed attempts to fully relay its glory.
In the end, my evening can be best summarized in just a few sentences.
I faked an allergic reaction to escape a bad {second} date.
Imagine a man slaving over a stove to make you rack of lamb, garlic bread, and pasta with homemade sauce...meanwhile, you are pretending to itch uncontrollably - turning bright red in the process - and politely excuse yourself go home and take a Benadryl.
I might have also texted him a photo of my recent allergy test results to seal the deal after I safely made it home.
And this people is why I shouldn't be allowed to date - or vote.
- HauteMessinHollywood -
Oh no! I'm sorry to hear it was such a bad date. At least you were able to get away!
ReplyDeleteI hope during the date you didn't tell him about your blog ;) But that's a bummer about the date, hope you getting better ones asap.
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Haha awww oh no!!!! The poor guy (and you XD)
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He made a home cooked meal on the first date? Doesn't that seem to be bit of an overkill? He must be needy. Glad you escaped when you did.
ReplyDeleteOh my, this is hilarious! I cross my fingers for you, so the next date (not with the same guy, obvi :) would be better :)
ReplyDeleteI´ve just discovered your lovely blog and I love it! I´m happy to be your new follower :)
xx Ivana
Stop by sometimes :)
Macarons and Pearls
You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. Your creativity will find an outlet somewhere more enjoyable next time ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by and have a lovely week!
xoxo,
Chic 'n Cheap Living
Oh dear - so bad that food couldn't save it? That's pretty awful
ReplyDeleteYou rock, darling!
ReplyDeleteI would have done the same thing!
xoxox,
CC
hahahaha!!! this is too funny!!!! love the occasional "allergic " reaction! you should have told him you were allergic to him! lol! then he might have stepped up his game!!
ReplyDeletelove k
lol @ your excuse to get out of the date!
ReplyDeletebrett
Oh my gosh that is amazing... the faking of an allergic reaction that is! I probably would have started to sing mary had a little lamb and began gagging like in How to Lose a Guy in 10 days. xo
ReplyDeleteAt least you thought to get out of it! That is impressive in itself.
ReplyDeletethis is actually a neat idea! glad you got outta there!
ReplyDeletexo nav
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too funny! are there no good men out there?
ReplyDeleteChic on the Cheap
You are too funny!! did you tell him about your blog though??!?!
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You're HYSTERICAL. I agree; bad dates are the worst.
ReplyDeletexo Josie
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ha! what an awesome story.
ReplyDeleteHah!! Gotta do what you gotta do. And kudos to you for starting your life over and following your dreams!
ReplyDeletexo Annie
You are hilarious! This is how I felt about dating for a while.. that I just shouldn't do it! But in the end, it all works out! Hahaha.. Anyhoo, thanks for stopping by my blog! Hope to see you around there again soon!!
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Shame! That sounds like an awkward situation!
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