- The traffic.
- The taxes.
- The fact that you can buy liquor at pharmacies.
This morning while waiting in line to purchase my Kleenex and allergy medicine at CVS, the loud speaker comes on: "Employee assistance needed in the liquor aisle. Employee assistance in liquor."
My face looked something like this:
And then I turned around - expecting a pharmacy of puzzled patrons - but no, apparently this is perfectly normal at 10 AM in Los Angeles.
So naturally I did the only logical thing, I stepped out of line and went and bought some vodka...and some Cheetos.
- HauteMessinHollywood -