Friday, December 16, 2011

{Warning: May Cause Side Effects.}

Maybe it's time I stop taking my sleeping pills.

This morning I woke up surrounded by an empty bag of baked Lay's potato chips - which I don't remember eating - and thanks to text message evidence, I apparently also agreed to five different dates this weekend.

I'm not quite sure which I'm more ashamed about.

- HauteMessinHollywood -


  1. ahah I would be ashamed for the potato, and proud for the rest;)

    Have a fab we !

  2. Ahh! It should really come with a warning: might indulge in too many snacks!

    Hope you have a lovely weekend! :)

    sorelle in style

  3. Shame would be a bag of regular Lays potato chips.

  4. I wouldn't worry too much about it unless you agreed to a date with the Pringles guy. Then I'd worry. Because not only is that odd, but the Pringles guy is a fucking deviant. Like roofies and ball-gags kind of deviant.

  5. Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! This blog is a dream come true....

    And the other day I took too much ambo and those I was talking to a hyena. WTF?

  6. The real question is whether or not you can bring a can of Pringles on any of these dates...

    xoxo ~ Courtney

  7. oh goodness! lol. i love that jonathan adler container though.

  8. Yeah, Ambien's no joke. I took two one night and went to bed. Three days later this ugly-ass ornate brass mirror I ordered on ebay arrived. I checked my internet history and yep, I had done it. I like to call these experiences Ambien Amnesia.

  9. this is hilarious. once i bought my mom's xmas gift while on ambien: crotchless panties and a nippleless bra. apparently ambien danielle thought that was really funny. i was embarrassed beyond belief. i've also sent embarrassing facebook messages to ex's, cleaned my entire house, and ordered so many things online at obscene prices that you wouldn't believe me if i showed you the receipts.
    i swear ambien lowers inhibitions or something. but damn it helps me sleep.