Wednesday, October 10, 2012

{The Last Nine Months}

You know that point in your life where your life becomes so pathetic you don't even want to share it with an anonymous group of strangers online? Yea, me either.

Good news, I'm back and I can catch you up on the last nine months of my life pretty quickly:

  • Rented fabulous condo - check.
  • Stalked and harassed by ex-boyfriend of seven years new girlfriend - check.
  • Gained employment - check.
  • Cancelled Match.com membership after numerous dates with possible serial killers - check.
  • Spent the night on the floor of my assistant's bathroom hugging the toilet {twice} - check.
  • Received membership to JDate courtesy of Jewish mother as a birthday present to herself - check.

That pretty much sums things up.

HauteMessinHollywood -